Life Tip of the Day: Future War

Never, ever, under any circumstances whatsoever, watch the movie “Future War“. You have been warned.

4 Comments

  1. Adam_Y - July 11th, 2007 @ 3:15 am EDT

    Good advice, but alas too late.

    that’s 90 minutes of my life that I’ll never see again.

  2. Znodis - July 11th, 2007 @ 10:34 am EDT

    Extenuating circumstances for watching:
    http://www.mst3k.com/aceg/10/1004/ep1004.html

    “It’s not the future and there isn’t a war.” - Crow T. Robot

    lol from Wikipedia:
    Eddy also posted to the IMDb’s comments section in defense of the film, revealing that they had been forced to shoot much of it in only a few days on virtually no budget when the version of the film presented to them by the director turned out to be only 40 minutes long, with no action sequences.

  3. Branan - July 13th, 2007 @ 5:46 am EDT

    I like post-apocalyptic worlds because everyone dresses like they’re in a Billy Idol video. That is all.

  4. Mania - July 14th, 2007 @ 11:00 am EDT

    Znodis: Thanks for the additional background. :>

    Branan: Oh, I agree! Unfortunately, Future War isn’t post-apocalyptic at all. It’s not even pre-apocalyptic. I suppose it does get points for the leather get-ups that the Cyborg and Cyborg Master were wearing, but since neither of them were even vaguely sexy (not even in a Billy Idol way), they don’t get many points for that. And they lose several billion points for the blobby clay dinosaurs. *shudder*

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